A vertically stacked two-panel image, same person in both, against a plain bright yellow background. Top panel: head turned away, one flat palm raised toward the camera in dismissal, face screwed up in exaggerated distaste, eyes shut, in a puffy colourful jacket. Caption in impact style: "$25 + $5 shipping" Bottom panel: turned back toward the lens, pointing with one index finger, mouth open in a wide approving grin, eyes bright and crinkled, same puffy colourful jacket. Caption in impact style: "$30, free shipping" Flat even studio light, saturated colour. 50mm, f/8, chest-up.