walking a robot vacuum through a park on a dog leash with genuine pride, poop bags clipped to the belt, greeting a good looking female who is a real dog owner with a friendly nod as if this is entirely normal. Bright park daylight. 35mm, f/4, eye level. The Roomba blinks contentedly. Nobody acknowledges the absurdity.
meme caption that reads: "When you have no pets so you gotta improvise for the hot chicks at the dog park"